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My name is Tess. Tessalation. Tessy. Tap. Tessmonster. Tessers. Tessapalooza.

Burger King shift lead/ass. manager. Graduated from high school. Going to college in spring.

Brunnete. green/blue eyes. Pastey. Elf ears. Small hands. Cuddling, sillyness, conversation, hugs, music, hip-hop, grunge, hippie.

“Who cares what Jane says? She always spits the same spit
I'd rather kill the radio and listen to the rain hit”

“And when she calms down I'll turn the sound down
And put my arms around the little lost and found and I'll tell her that..
I will show you all you need to know
You must hold on to anyone that wants you
And I will love you through the simple and the struggle
But girl, you got to understand the modern man must hustle”
-Modern Man’s Hustle

“Enough to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore
And recognize the cause of what's done is done,
More than enough to put my name behind my ideals,
And neglect my logic twice daily.
Enough to keep me looking for my lucy in the sky with gems,
When I remember how you used to call me baby,
Enough to look in my mirror with detest for every tear you shed regardless of why you wept,”
-Don’t Ever Fucking Question That
-Atmopshere
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“You're not the kind you find every day
But I would leave you anyway”
-Forever and Never

“It’s my fucking life
I’ll let the rain fall where it may”
-Threshold
-Divinity Destroyed
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“How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.”
“Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.”
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“ "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.”
-American Beauty
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“I’ll just go fuck myself then.”
“Excuse me?”
“Mahalo!”
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“No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.”
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“I just went from six to midnight.”
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“Off to find the mythical clitoris!”
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“He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! Fragglerock, Lamb Chop…Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!”
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“You really want to have this conversation? Do you really want to have this conversation?”
“Yes.”
“She is the mother of my unborn child! You're my step-brother! We're not even blood! I have no qualms with sticking you! I will equalize you! …You dick!”
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“Look at my driver... I'm going to have sex with her! Alright!”
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-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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